What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Goldfinger

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A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Octopussy

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Moonraker

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

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